dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

 i just wanna thank stuffed animals for existing, thank you for being stuffed pals for all these years

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

sorry, i just couldn't help but notice that you're calm and logical and reserved and associated with the color blue? well i'm hotheaded and impulsive and passionate and associated with the color red if you want to beat the shit out of each other or make out or something

golden retriever boy? fuck no, I’m like a miserable sad-eyed scraggly mutt that wandered into your yard. I’m the best dog you’ll ever have, I can’t be replicated

love the type of character that is insane but everyone else around them is so much worse that they become the normal one

does anyone else write aus for their own ocs even though it's not even published because they're so in love with figments of their own imagination and are too impatient to wait to publish the book and grow a fandom and let other people do it for them

bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys

Types of Blorbo Thoughts:

1. Projection - This blorbo is just like me and therefore every single trait I have is now their traits as well
2. Incoherent - This blorbo constantly fills my head but if you asked me to describe why I liked them so much i wouldn’t be able to tell you
3. Music - Every single song I listen to reminds me of this blorbo
4. Horror - I love this character so much I want to put them through Horrors beyond their comprehension
5. All of the above - Hell on earth.

me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

vampires having roommates is so funny to me sorry. i love how much that is tied into vampire lore. how pervasive it is. they just. nest together. you are 300 years old and just always bunking with some other guys who are also 300 years old. maybe even 400. it’s charming

i love it when characters PLOT! i love it when they SCHEME! i love it when they cause PROBLEMS on PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!